Want To Freak Out All Your Friends and Relatives?

Of course you do. That's why you're still reading. I'm sure you've got a crazy uncle, or an all-too-perfect sibling, or a cousin who once pushed you into a swimming pool (another post, I promise), that you'd love to freak out. See, I told you. Everybody has got at least one. And now the simple steps to freak them out...

1. Set up a blog.

2. Devote a lot of time to it.

3. Tell funny stories, share revealing life sketches, and write almost daily.

4. Stop writing for awhile.

5. Keep not writing for a little longer.

It won't take long until you start getting phone calls and emails. And then one day, as you begin to make a nutritional breakfast of cold cereal for your offspring, you'll notice something strange on your milk carton.She looks eerily familiar.

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